{"id":818,"date":"2019-12-30T08:32:15","date_gmt":"2019-12-30T07:32:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/?p=818"},"modified":"2019-12-30T08:37:19","modified_gmt":"2019-12-30T07:37:19","slug":"la-treve-hivernale-de-la-l1-est-trop-longue-pour-toi-quand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/?p=818","title":{"rendered":"La tr\u00eave hivernale de la L1 est trop longue pour toi quand&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>tu demandes la VAR en plein repas de famille pour revoir une discussion.<br> <br>tu mates un West Ham-Aston Villa pour le boxing day parce que ca te rappelle un Toulouse-Nimes.<br> <br>lors d&#8217;une parti de foot tu tacles ton fils de 5 ans comme Cyril Rool.<br> <br>tu penses \u00e0 nommer ton prochain enfant Leodubois.<br> <br>tu te demandes pourquoi pour la r\u00e9forme des retraites personne mais alors personne ne parle de celle des  joueurs de L1.<br> <br>tu traines tout les jours \u00e0 Conforama<br> <br>lors d&#8217;une conversation, quelqu&#8217;un parle de Victor Hugo comme du g\u00e9nie fran\u00e7ais et que tu r\u00e9torques &#8221; Est ce que victor a marqu\u00e9 100 buts a 21 ans ? non je ne crois pas&#8221;<br> <br>en regardant le dernier Star Wars, l&#8217;\u00e9vocation de la plan\u00e8te Exegol toi tu penses au troph\u00e9e du vainqueur de Ligue 1 : Hexagoal<br> <br>en manque de competition insolite tu regardes le bucheronnage sportif sur la cha\u00eene \u00e9quipe<br> <br>tu te ballades avec un troupeau de ch\u00e8vre<br> <br> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reviens L1, reviens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":819,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=818"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/818\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":822,"href":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/818\/revisions\/822"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/819"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}