{"id":1336,"date":"2020-03-12T07:12:00","date_gmt":"2020-03-12T06:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/?p=1336"},"modified":"2020-03-11T11:13:03","modified_gmt":"2020-03-11T10:13:03","slug":"taverne-xxviii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/?p=1336","title":{"rendered":"Taverne XXVIII"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"602\" src=\"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/eab409331ff12347dd9613a7048de432b2cf50e96f9f6f2cdd72d5a2b47229f2-2-1024x602.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-281\" srcset=\"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/eab409331ff12347dd9613a7048de432b2cf50e96f9f6f2cdd72d5a2b47229f2-2-1024x602.png 1024w, https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/eab409331ff12347dd9613a7048de432b2cf50e96f9f6f2cdd72d5a2b47229f2-2-300x176.png 300w, https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/eab409331ff12347dd9613a7048de432b2cf50e96f9f6f2cdd72d5a2b47229f2-2-768x452.png 768w, https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/eab409331ff12347dd9613a7048de432b2cf50e96f9f6f2cdd72d5a2b47229f2-2.png 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption> <em>Ce lieu est un endroit o\u00f9 les pirates peuvent parler du monde et de son horizon, plaisanter, philosopher et rire dans le respect et l\u2019amour de tous.<\/em> <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p><strong>National-socialisme n. m.<\/strong> Doctrine fond\u00e9e par Adolf Hitler pendant les ann\u00e9es folles. En abr\u00e9g\u00e9, on dira plus volontiers nazisme, c&#8217;est plus joli. Le nazisme, tomb\u00e9 en d\u00e9su\u00e9tude en 1945 &#8211; excellente ann\u00e9e pour les bordeaux rouges, encore qu&#8217;on puisse lui pr\u00e9f\u00e9rer 1947 -, pr\u00f4nait le racisme, le militarisme, le progr\u00e8s social et l&#8217;assiduit\u00e9 aux carnavals m\u00e9talliques avec flambeaux et oriflammes \u00e0 grelots. D\u00e9cid\u00e9s \u00e0 \u00e9tendre le territoire allemand au nom de la th\u00e9orie de l&#8217;espace vital, les nationaux-socialistes (en abr\u00e9g\u00e9 on dira plus volontiers nazis, c&#8217;est plus pimpant) avaient cru remarquer accessoirement que la race germanique engendrait des surhommes beaux, grands, blonds, sobres en humour et \u00e9l\u00e9gamment born\u00e9s. Forts de quoi, ils s&#8217;obstin\u00e8rent pendant des ann\u00e9es \u00e0 exterminer les petits bruns dont certains v\u00e9hiculaient sournoisement le virus du coryza, voire un atavisme austro-polonais douteux ou une pr\u00e9dilection suspecte pour la carpe farcie et les poivrons \u00e0 l&#8217;huile. Pour attirer les petits bruns, les nazis avaient imagin\u00e9 de les emmener \u00e0 la campagne dans des bungalows de bois relativement frustes, au coeur d&#8217;immenses clubs priv\u00e9s tr\u00e8s bien prot\u00e9g\u00e9s des curieux par des gardes asserment\u00e9s et leurs chiens, de race \u00e9galement. Pour att\u00e9nuer les souffrances des petits bruns finissants, les nazis les endormaient au gaz avant de les empiler dans la cour. Contrairement \u00e0 la rage, le nazisme n&#8217;est pas rembours\u00e9 par la S\u00e9curit\u00e9 sociale. Il est pourtant contagieux. Sa pr\u00e9vention passe obligatoirement par le respect des synagogues, le m\u00e9pris de la mitraille et un minimum de r\u00e9ceptivit\u00e9 cordiale au chant plaintif des violons tziganes.<br> <em>Dictionnaire superflu \u00e0 l&#8217;usage de l&#8217;\u00e9lite et des bien nantis de Pierre Desproges &#8211;<\/em> <strong>Desproges<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"421\" src=\"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/JL8-014-1024x421.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/JL8-014-1024x421.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/JL8-014-300x123.jpg 300w, https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/JL8-014-768x316.jpg 768w, https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/JL8-014.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>National-socialisme n. m. Doctrine fond\u00e9e par Adolf Hitler pendant les ann\u00e9es folles. En abr\u00e9g\u00e9, on dira plus volontiers nazisme, c&#8217;est plus joli. Le nazisme, tomb\u00e9 en d\u00e9su\u00e9tude en 1945 &#8211; excellente ann\u00e9e pour les bordeaux rouges, encore qu&#8217;on puisse lui pr\u00e9f\u00e9rer 1947 -, pr\u00f4nait le racisme, le militarisme, le progr\u00e8s social et l&#8217;assiduit\u00e9 aux carnavals [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":114,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-taverne"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1336"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1338,"href":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1336\/revisions\/1338"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/114"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forum365.totoche.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}